Question by xo_hollister: Shopping at the mall?
My friend and i are going shopping at the exton mall. We are both broke and neeed fun things to do. HELP!
Best answer:
Answer by like-muffin
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.
2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Question the vendor if they make your butt look huge.
3. Dial 900 numbers from revelation phones in Radio Lean-to.
4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!”
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King…but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they’re “astronaut food.”
…..and more 
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